My senior prank now suddenly feels extremely lacklustre. A bunch of New Zealand tricksters killed grass in the form of giant penises all around their school’s property – and now the internet has made it forever.
The stunt was discovered by a gentleman browsing the neighbourhood for property, when he stumbled upon not the dream lot, but a bunch of giant penises visible from space. Quite a shock!
This is really the internet in microcosm. Penises, trickery, Google, and, uh, New Zealand.