Your mobile phone is killing you! Maybe. OK, not really. But if you’re still worried about the microwave radiation pulsing from your handset, Stephen Colbert has the perfect solution for you. Assuming you’ve got certain resources handy.
Admittedly, not all of us have access to interns and/or burritos. But bravo for turning this whole WHO kerfuffle into another reason to start aspiring to both. [Colbert Nation]