Please Don’t Ever Wear These Sandals

Now that summer is here in the northern hemisphere, some of you will get fussy about shoes, instead opting for sandals. And unless you hate yourself (or think Crocs are great), don’t opt for these ones, which pack a storage compartment in each sole.

Aside from looking like something that cooky relative in your family would wear, there are just better ways to lug your pocketables around.

[UPDATE: Here at Giz AU we think there’s potential to these. Perhaps Adrian has never lived near a beach in his life? When you’re packing nothing but boardies, a T-shirt, and a towel, a hidden stash in the thongs could be uber handy. Might have to track these down ourselves when our summer returns later in the year.]

[Red Ferret via BoingBoing]