I Wish The World Had A Mute Button For Real

After wanting to use a grenade launcher on the ice cream truck parked near my house this weekend, I wish this video wasn’t a stunt by Improv Everywhere. I definitely want a real-life mute button.

Why do ice trucks have licenses to annoy people with their bloody music anyway? Can you imagine every bloody burrito and halal food truck playing stupid tunes to attract people? They should be banned. It’s either that or legalisation of grenade launchers and/or flamethrowers.