How Dumb Was Your First Online Handle?

How Dumb Was Your First Online Handle?


Your criminal record gets wiped clean the moment you turn 18, but every idiotic screenname and angst-ridden Xanga remains in perpetuity. GOOD had a few online journalists (including our own Mat “emptyage” Honan) share their first handles, to amusing but mostly harmless results.

So what was your first (or most embarrassing) handle? [GOOD]