Let’s just get right down to it: you don’t care about the Super-Penetration Shovel because it’s made entirely of steel. Or the tapered, pointed blade, the fully sharpened sides that bust through dirt and clay like so much cotton candy.
The reason you care about the Super-Penetration Shovel is that you get to say “Super-Penetration” over and over again in public places with this really earnest expression on your face, and people can’t get mad at you or call you immature because what’s the big deal, you’re just talking about a shovel. Worth $US120? Only if you’ve run out of contexts to flaunt your hoe. [Garrett Wade via Uncrate]