When I was at the Lego factory, the first thing I thought when I saw the moulding machines spitting 600 pieces per second was “holy fuck”. The second thing was “holy fuck”. And then I thought I wanted one.
Little I knew then that Lego had made a very special model that only 68 people in the world have: The Lego Moulding Machine Set – model #4000001. This is the kind of set that may rip apart the spacetime fabric one day, if someone can figure out to get it make little Lego bricks to make a little Lego Moulding Machine Set which can make little Lego bricks to make a little Lego Moulding Machine Set which can make little Lego bricks to make a little Lego Moulding Machine Set and so on until we can build an alternate reality in which invisible Lego bricks can build the atoms of an entire alternate reality.
Or maybe not. In any case, I now need a Lego Storage Cathedrals Set and a Lego Stamping Machine Set and, of course, a bloody Lego Secret Vault Set with every single Lego set in history inside. Which will include the Lego Secret Vault Set, with every single Lego set in history inside. Which will include the Lego Secret Vault Set, with every single Lego set in history inside.
The end is near. [Brickset via Brothers Brick]