This Pacemaker For Your Crotch Will Keep You From Wetting Yourself

This Pacemaker For Your Crotch Will Keep You From Wetting Yourself

As much as I’d love to spend paragraphs on jokes about being peeing their pants, it’s a serious problem that affects a lot of people! Pee problems are due to a defective sacral nerve—and now there’s a fix.

The InterStim is a two-inch device stuck to your sacral nerve, jolting it when needed to prevent you from constantly peeing, or not being able to hold it in—two horrible, horrible fates. It’s like a pacemaker… only a pissmaker. And besides, who wouldn’t want to add two inches down there? Am I right? [MedicalXpress via

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