The SlobStopper is a real product—MADE IN THE USA—forged from two layers of polyurethane laminate. What does it do? Why, it stops your slob! It ensures that toddlers, with their undeveloped motor skills and precarious feeding angles, don't corner the market on bib-wearing! It makes pretty girls look at you when you wear it because you're a guy who knows he's going to dribble his Slurpee all down his frontside yet is frugal enough to minimize dry cleaning charges! It is horrible, it is wonderful, it is America. And it puts your Snuggie to shame. [SlobStopper via Geekologie]
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