One Device You Pray Never Malfunctions

Rule #1: Never stick your finger in a machine's orifice until you know what that machine is called. Rule #2: Never stick anything in a machine's orifice, period, no matter how it may tempt you with its erotically detached name and reliable thrusting motion. Rule #3: Ew.

The Sperm Revival Machine, made by Sanwe Medical Equipment, can be yours for $US2800 and all the dignity you can spare. [SayOMG via TDW]

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