Man, sometimes all you want is to just settle in at the library, fire up some internet porn, and have yourself a time. That’s what Brooklynite Santiago Real had in mind before he was beat up by another patron.
The two proceeded to punch the crap out of each other, after which Santiago’s attacker, Durail Wright was arrested and charged with assault, while the former was hit with disorderly conduct. It’s unclear whether Durail (badass name alert!) lost his cool because he was, as the New York Post reports, “waiting to use [the computer] “, or because he took offence to jacking off in a library. Both are valid reasons! [NYP]