If Obama Has An iPad, Why Won’t He Just Show Us The Receipt?

If Obama Has An iPad, Why Won’t He Just Show Us The Receipt?

Is that Obama’s iPad?! Look, he’s made a few vague references about possibly owning an iPad (he’s the president, man). And since we’re making him prove the authenticity of everything right now, I WANT TO SEE A RECEIPT, DAMMIT.

Is it an iPad 1 or iPad 2?! What if it’s a knockoff?! What if he bought one on the Chinese black market?! What if Jobs sent him one for FREE in exchange for FAVOURS?!?!?!?!? WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS. [Flickr via Slate]