Let me share something special with you. This is Robot, a Bollywood action flick. It's like Terminator, The Matrix and Transformers combined, but better. Or, as Jesus summarised, "an orgy of absurdity that not even Michael Bay can match". (Warning: SPOILERS!)
It's definitely absurd. But enjoyably so! And for some reason, this compilation clip is dubbed in Russian. But I guess I wouldn't want it any other way. [YouTube]
Update: A reader writes in with two important facts. 1) Robot is, in fact, a Kollywood movie (Tamil, whereas Bollywood is Hindi) and 2) it was the most expensive Indian movie ever made. Of course it was!