OK, pervs and weirdos, here's an object lesson for you in how not to round up "cali girls" on the internet. And I'm not talking about all this "ur" business. I'm talking about the greatest comeuppance in Craigslist personals history.
It really is amazing how far you can get in Photoshop with just the crop and rotation tools. I guess the good news is that if anything, our friend from Phoenix really does have healthy body image! Which is important when you're that much of a tool.
Caveat: Like all things on the internet, it's entirely possible that this email exchange is a fake. But! The original post looks legit (although it's since been taken down):