Yesterday, when I wrote about Made To Pleasure's "design your own sex toy" website, I didn't even ask for readers to create their own and send them in. But they did. And jeepers-creepers are they hilarious:
By my count, we've got a gold nail (or trumpet), a silver sword, candlestick, gold dagger, gold doorknob, maracas, champagne glass, and as its creator described it, "a bong". (That's the silver canister-shaped object). All I can say is ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow and ugh.
Can you create anything better? Try your hand over here (and paste them into the comments): [Made To Pleasure]