What Kind Of Burglar Hides A Mouse Up His Arse?

This kind.

We're still speculating about exactly why Noah Smith, the fellow in the photo, decided to stop in the middle of a burglary, strip off his clothes, sit on a bed and jam a computer mouse up his own bum. But what we do know is that he was likely under the influence of mushrooms and put up quite a fight when police officers tried to subdue him. Considering that he was taken to a hospital and X-rayed after an officer noticed a cord dangling from his rear, we're assuming that he is now mouse-less. [The Smoking Gun via Jezebel]