You've gotta get them hooked while they're young, so you can't just slack off until your Apple-fanboys-in-training are old enough to appreciate iPad books. Instead, you've gotta get out the sewing kit and make a custom iPhone quilt.
How To Properly Raise An Apple Fanboy (Or Girl)
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Google has announced an effort to batten the hatches and dam the leaks in a company-wide email, which has also been leaked to the Verge.
Folks, if you aren’t heading into your weekend with an image of a king penguin forsaking public pool etiquette and absolutely unloading his arse without shame or a rhino pissing all over a bird, you’re not doing it right.