"Sorry, Shark Week... just wanted to make sure you got my good side this time." I am 100 per cent confident that you can do better in the comments. Your participant reward: this same picture, with LASERS.
For those curious, this thieving tiger shark snapped up photographer Karin Brussaard's equipment recently during an underwater diving excursion in the Bahamas. Much to her dismay, and pretty much everyone who's seen this picture's delight. Oh, right, laser shark: