World's Largest Gummy Worm Is Wrong On So Many Levels

It's 26 inches long. It has a 5-inch girth. It has a ribbed body and weighs in at 1.4kg. It's the world's largest gummy worm, and I feel dirty watching this guy try to eat it.

This gargantuan gummy worm packs in 4000 calories, but since it has a year-long shelf life, you and your friends don't have to down it in one go. For $US27.95 you too can get the chance to enjoy this gross gummy abomination in one of five different flavours. [Vat19]