With so many bars, wires and knobs, this Swedish Chameleon DSLR Rig looks more like a torture tool than anything else. In reality, it's a $US3500 tool used to give photographers and filmmakers insane stability and a sick level of customisation.
I'm not exactly sure if this sort of possibly heavy, probably complicated rig is preferred over a standalone professional cam (like a RED, perhaps) but I know you'll look like a serious somuvabetch using it in the wild. Street cred goes a long way, these days. [Swedish Chameleon via CrunchGear]