Whether owning a "Table Connect" would make you awesome or something of a douchebag is probably a matter of taste. But there's no doubt it's technically impressive - taking input from your iPhone to create a fully touch-functional, desk-sized replica.
I'm sure that once you look past the absurdity of the thing there are probably some legitimate work uses you could think up for using an enormous iPhone as your desk. But right now, all I can think about is playing humongous Angry Birds. With my face. [Table Connect via Engadget]