Aw, look at the poor British nuclear submarine, HMS Astute. The "world's most advanced nuclear submarine" has run aground off the coast of the Scotland's Isle of Skye, and it's just sitting there like a sad mallard.
The Telegraph says that the $US5.5 billion sub's rudder got caught in a bank and it's currently waiting for a coastguard tugboat to drag it out. They should probably just fire the submarine's entire payload at the coast of Scotland and hope something shakes loose.
Republished from Gawker