No One Will Dare Steal Your Personalised Bike

Even the most successful bike thief will hesitate for a moment before slicing through the D-lock on your prized personalised ride... which is why you should make it even more difficult for them by riding a two-man first-name and surname bike:

Sure, there may be a few integral components missing from this concept (gears, chains, peddles...), but designer, Juri Zaech, is trying to figure out a way to actually make a prototype of one of the bikes. Any ideas? [Behance via TrendsNow]