Either a writer at Luxembourgish newspaper L'essentiel is very confused or we've all been seriously deceived. Either way, there's definitely an article claiming that Gizmodo Editor Jason Chen is "an official from Apple".
"There will be a Mac App Store. This is the best place to discover the applications. This is not the only one, but the best, "boasted Jason Chen, an official from Apple.
This translation was done by Google Translate and confirmed with several French speakers for accuracy. We suspect (and hope) that we all overlooked an alternate meaning for the keywords and that our dear fearless leader is not secretly Steve Jobs's coworker. [Thanks Charel!]