Worried that your naughty bits will get damaged in an explosion? Then you need to go ahead and spend $US95 on a pair of these brightly coloured undies. They're lined with enough Aramid fabric and Kevlar to keep things safe.
The heaven-sent product's name is the Blast Boxer and it was designed to keep military personnel safer in areas full of improvised explosive devices, but I'm sure it'll serve any paranoid men quite well. [Blast Boxers via Uncrate]