Once upon a time, Steve Jobs carved a tablet out of magic wood. The tablet became alive and wished it was a boy. It met a cricket, lied a lot and fooled around with whales, until Jobs lost his patience.
So he chopped it to bits. Then he asked the magic elves with squinting eyes to make him a bunch of these magic tablets, which he sold for $US500 a pop.
This, my friends, is a copy of the original Steve Jobs magic tablet. It's not made out of magic wood, but it has the icon of a sausage and a pill for some reason. Don't ask for magic only for $US19. It's called the myBrett cutting board, and I use mine to cut the hands of any fanboy that babbles too much in the comments. [MyBrett via Unplggd]