Is This What Happened With Steve Jobs And His Ninja Stars?

Here's a reconstruction of what allegedly happened when Steve Jobs was caught with shurikens at Kansai Airport. OK, it's actually a reconstruction of how we all imagined it. And even while they denied it, Steve could still be a ninja.

Let's think about this again: Apple denied that Steve was caught with ninja stars at Kansai International Airport, Japan. Assuming that's the truth - because we all know Apple never ever lies - they didn't say he wasn't a ninja. They said he wasn't carrying ninja stars, which is actually a sign that he may be a real ninja, because a real ninja will never be caught alive with his stars.


I rest my case. [NEXTTV]

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