Celebrities use Twitter. Politicians use Twitter. And sometimes, hilariously, those two worlds collide. Observe: Snooki tweets about being stuck in traffic in Newark; the mayor of Newark, Cory Booker, immediately threatens to fine her for texting while driving. LOL. [Twitter]
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