Apple Store Is Down - New Sh*t Is On Its Way!

Please excuse the profanity, I'm merely quoting the brilliant "Apple Store is Down" song that Gizmodo's Editor-at-Large Joel Johnson wrote (and recorded!) while at BoingBoing Gadgets a couple of years ago. Check it out here.

Lyrics are below, but if you want to hear Joel's catchy tune played out over some randomly generated (and I mean random) Apple keynotes, click on over to BoingBoing now.

Oh, you're still hanging around here for a glimpse of possible products announced at Apple's keynote later? Check out the list of rumours here. [Boing Boing Gadgets]

Apple Store Is Down

Best not make any plans today. The Apple store is down, new shit is on its way. A tablet Mac or new SDK. Doesn't matter,'cause it's Apple, As long as Steve goes slow in the keynote: "Had a great business year, our future success is clear.


But I have just one more thing to show before I disappear. And I think it's the most exciting thing that we are gonna launch this year. Boom it's here."

Listen, Steve, my friends and I have decided that it's okay that you know (whoa) that we don't want for you to die. If it happened the stock would flatten. So if you go, go slow! I need a new boat. "My hair is gone. I'm grizzled gray. Retire you ask? Not today.


'cause I have just one more thing to show before I disappear. It might be the most important product that we're gonna launch this year. Boom it's here."

BRIDGE: My head is swimming; my mouth is dry. I hardly can believe that I am worthy to be in this distortion field.


'cause I want just one more thing to own before I disappear. And my life needs one more thing to glow to add a little cheer. Oh thank god it's here.

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