A 25-year-old moving to New York is willing to pay $US1400 for a room in SoHo. However, there's no way in hell he would put up with any iPhone or iPad user, so candidates have to be Apple-free:
There are no requirements about lubricant supplies.
Don't worry, anonymous Apple hater. With that attitude, I'm sure no fanboy will ever want to share his apartment with you. Knowing SoHo, however, you will have a very hard time finding iPhone/iPad-free homes. [Craiglist via New York Observer]