The Worst Fireworks Safety Advice You'll Ever Get

Happy Independence Day! Before doing your constitutionally mandated duty of blowing things up - or watching things get blown up by professionals, if you live in a boring state - make sure you're caught up on these finer points of fireworks safety.

Thank you Back of the Class! You have reaffirmed my love of America and mayhem. [YouTube via The Daily What]

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