Trenchcoats are suspicious enough as is, but a trenchcoat stuffed to the brim with gadgets? As well as a pair of shoes, bottle of water... and is that a belt?
Yeah, I'm thinking you'd best not purchase the Scottevest Carry-On Coat if you've had any previous convictions, particularly aboard a 747. You'd be better off looking into the far safer, chicer vest.
There are 33 pockets in total, in case you were wondering, but as for the price? I'm not telling you, to save your skin from the air travel pah-leese. (Really, Scottevest hasn't said just how much dough they'll be charging). [Scottevest]