Customers Who Bought The Male Masturbator Kit Also Bought...

I thought this Amazon page was a fake... until I actually searched for it and found the Fleshlight there. Now I believe.

The Amazon page for the FleshLight Male Masturbator shows - among a variety of lubricants and anal accessories - Fallout 3, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Game of the Year Edition, Command and Conquer the First Decade. And of course, piles of blank DVD+R 100-disc packages to store all that online porn.

It's no World of Warcraft, but close enough.

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