Count Machine Onahole Counts How Fast You Can Pleasure Yourself

Count Machine Onahole is a Japanese device that is essentially a Fleshlight attached to a counting mechanism, so you can see how many pumps you can get in in under a minute. Oh dear.

Apparently Japanese porn star Hiroshi "Chocoball" Mukai has set some sort of record with 426 pumps in one minute, which seems like a spurious record due to not many other people timing such a thing and it also not being something anyone would really want to beat (pardon the pun).

Want one? No, you don't. But it's $US124 if for some reason you change your mind. [JapanTrends via Kanojo Toys via Tokyo Kinky]

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