It would be either this or "Oh, a bug! Yum! Oh, another bug! Yum!" or "Look at me! I can tweet! Anyone wants to have sex?" Pretty much like the real Twitter, but with fewer ruffled feathers.
If Birds Could Tweet Using Twitter
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