It would be either this or "Oh, a bug! Yum! Oh, another bug! Yum!" or "Look at me! I can tweet! Anyone wants to have sex?" Pretty much like the real Twitter, but with fewer ruffled feathers.
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Moving over to the NBN will soon (hopefully) be an easier and more transparent process, thanks to new rules for telecommunications companies released today by the ACMA.
The ACCC just issued two fines, totalling $25,200, to NBN provider MyRepublic for "alleged false or misleading representations about its NBN service performance".