Breakfast Wrap: Best Of Thursday Night

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BP Purchases 32 Of Kevin Costner’s Oil-Water Separation Machines
Thank God for Kevin Costner. Go, you Prince of Thieves!

Nintendo Prez Suggests Next Console Could Be 3D
Oh, I hope not.

Imagine Toshiba’s 128GB NAND Flash Memory In Your Next Phone
Unless your next phone is an iPhone 4, in which case you can forget it.

Serafinowicz: Five Reasons I Love Apple And Five Reasons I Hate Apple
Only five?

The Police Academy Guy’s Expansive Oral History Of Typewriters
I wonder how much he wishes he had made at least one movie outside Police Academy worth mentioning?