There has been a zombie satellite in space for the last few days. Apparently the sun's radiation - or space Gremlins - turned it into a crazy spacecraft. Since then Galaxy 15 has been threatening other cable TV satellites, like MTV's.
While ground control hasn't been able to disconnect Galaxy 15, they have been able to force some intricate evasive manoeuvres to avoid interference with the communication satellites in the vicinity. So rest, my fellow humans, because Lady Gaga will continue to blast her inane music from space, with no zombiesats threatening the continuous spew of bits and bytes zoomed into your TVs. The Earth is safe again. [Space]