Thousands of you Twittered up to feed amazing tech questions - and some Muppet-based ones - to guest editor Peter Serafinowicz. He answered 25 in a torrent of wordplay. While we await his first article, here's the amazing #PSQA playback:
@mort47: What is the greatest threat to the Internet? @serafinowicz: Becoming clogged with sperm.
@grapesy: Where are my shoes? @serafinowicz: On your OTHER feet.
@graham_williams: What will supercede Blu-Ray? @serafinowicz: Yello-Keith
@FranLT: what sci-fi movie is most likely to happen? @serafinowicz: Avatar 2 :(
@WeeMammie: What is Ohm's law? @serafinowicz: A new NBC show about a crimefighting physicist
@burticus: What does a spider fear the most? @serafinowicz: Arachnophiles
@adeward: What is a kernel panic, anyway? @serafinowicz: When you crunch on an unactivated popcorn
@IanHewett: How do you remove stains from duvets? @serafinowicz: Anticlimax
@John40DT: What is your mobile phone ringtone? @serafinowicz: I don't know, because my iPhone is on O2
Ed. Note: In the US, of course, the answer ought to read: "I don't know, because my iPhone is on AT&T"
@colinbewley: What is the sexiest font? @serafinowicz: Gill Sans Clothes
@uphallman: Why does my TV not work anymore? @serafinowicz: Gay cabaret is dying out :(
@bensholto: What's your favourite 80s movie? @serafinowicz: I prefer my movies to be at least two minutes.
@jbjon: If you had a time machine, what would you do? @serafinowicz: I've already destroyed it, next year.
@Hyperchuckle: What mammal would best play you in a biopic? @serafinowicz: Probably a human.
@KarenMesser: Do you think we really went to the moon? @serafinowicz: No Karen, we took LSD remember? It was a parking lot
@shaunkellett: Whats a must have in a game collection? @serafinowicz: A pheasant.
@Tweetzart: What does The Terminator have for breakfast? @serafinowicz: A simple bowl of Iron filings and oil.
@CrowGray: How do I fix my Xbox's Red Ring of Death? @serafinowicz: First, stop having sex with it.
@drewalmighty: Where do muppet babies come from? @serafinowicz: Muppet vaginas.
@louisethumwood What's your favourite sex toy? @serafinowicz: Probably my ejaculating Jack-In -The-Box.
@AustinJCook: What's your favourite operating system? @serafinowicz: They're all good as long as you sterilize your instruments.
@Snarglepip: whats coming out after the ipad? @serafinowicz: Geek sperm.
@Illustruction: what would you do if you had a Tron Lightcycle? @serafinowicz: Play 'Snake'
@colinbewley: How does 3D television work? @serafinowicz: Mini-actors.
@LiamHambley: Whats your favourite console? @serafinowicz: "There, there."
Honourable mention - the best question for which there was no funnier answer:
@FantonEsquire: When will 'Avatar' be released on VHS?
Peter Serafinowicz, a celebrated British writer/producer/director/actor/musician/comedian/voice model, is joiing us for a few weeks to talk about the tech issues that delight, frustrate and motivate him every day. He recently launched his Peter Serafinowicz Show DVD in the UK - also on YouTube - and will soon release his Look Around You DVD in the USA. He will also be starring with Will Arnett in a sitcom created by Arrested Development's Mitchell Hurwitz on Fox this spring. If you don't already follow him on Twitter, you should be ashamed of yourself.