LSD, Sexy Fonts, Muppet Genitalia: The Strangest Tech Q&A We've Ever Witnessed

Thousands of you Twittered up to feed amazing tech questions - and some Muppet-based ones - to guest editor Peter Serafinowicz. He answered 25 in a torrent of wordplay. While we await his first article, here's the amazing #PSQA playback:

@mort47: What is the greatest threat to the Internet? @serafinowicz: Becoming clogged with sperm.

@grapesy: Where are my shoes? @serafinowicz: On your OTHER feet.

@graham_williams: What will supercede Blu-Ray? @serafinowicz: Yello-Keith

@FranLT: what sci-fi movie is most likely to happen? @serafinowicz: Avatar 2 :(

@WeeMammie: What is Ohm's law? @serafinowicz: A new NBC show about a crimefighting physicist

@burticus: What does a spider fear the most? @serafinowicz: Arachnophiles

@adeward: What is a kernel panic, anyway? @serafinowicz: When you crunch on an unactivated popcorn

@IanHewett: How do you remove stains from duvets? @serafinowicz: Anticlimax

@John40DT: What is your mobile phone ringtone? @serafinowicz: I don't know, because my iPhone is on O2

Ed. Note: In the US, of course, the answer ought to read: "I don't know, because my iPhone is on AT&T"  

@colinbewley: What is the sexiest font? @serafinowicz: Gill Sans Clothes 

@uphallman: Why does my TV not work anymore? @serafinowicz: Gay cabaret is dying out :(

@bensholto: What's your favourite 80s movie? @serafinowicz: I prefer my movies to be at least two minutes.

@jbjon: If you had a time machine, what would you do? @serafinowicz: I've already destroyed it, next year.

@Hyperchuckle: What mammal would best play you in a biopic? @serafinowicz: Probably a human.

@KarenMesser: Do you think we really went to the moon? @serafinowicz: No Karen, we took LSD remember? It was a parking lot

@shaunkellett: Whats a must have in a game collection? @serafinowicz: A pheasant.

@Tweetzart: What does The Terminator have for breakfast? @serafinowicz: A simple bowl of Iron filings and oil.

@CrowGray: How do I fix my Xbox's Red Ring of Death? @serafinowicz: First, stop having sex with it.

@drewalmighty: Where do muppet babies come from? @serafinowicz: Muppet vaginas.

@louisethumwood What's your favourite sex toy? @serafinowicz: Probably my ejaculating Jack-In -The-Box.

@AustinJCook: What's your favourite operating system? @serafinowicz: They're all good as long as you sterilize your instruments.

@Snarglepip: whats coming out after the ipad? @serafinowicz: Geek sperm.

@Illustruction: what would you do if you had a Tron Lightcycle? @serafinowicz: Play 'Snake'

@colinbewley: How does 3D television work? @serafinowicz: Mini-actors.

@LiamHambley: Whats your favourite console? @serafinowicz: "There, there."

Honourable mention - the best question for which there was no funnier answer:

@FantonEsquire: When will 'Avatar' be released on VHS?

Peter Serafinowicz, a celebrated British writer/producer/director/actor/musician/comedian/voice model, is joiing us for a few weeks to talk about the tech issues that delight, frustrate and motivate him every day. He recently launched his Peter Serafinowicz Show DVD in the UK - also on YouTube - and will soon release his Look Around You DVD in the USA. He will also be starring with Will Arnett in a sitcom created by Arrested Development's Mitchell Hurwitz on Fox this spring. If you don't already follow him on Twitter, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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