Fake Nipples Aim To Destroy You, Boys

Trendy English retailer Selfridges' "nipple enhancers" have an alluring product description promising that "the natural look is back". Men love a bit of silicon. But what would you think if one of these fell off during a groping session?

Not exactly sexy then, are they? Still, Selfridges claims that the "Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts", and I reckon they'd work just fine on manboobs too. Someone should send this woman a freebie pair. Only £9.95/$US14. [Selfridges]

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