According to highly regarded news scoopers at The Onion, a new Google service promises subsidised phone costs by whispering ads during your calls. It's barely incredibly intrusive at all!
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When humans take the drug MDMA, versions of which are known as molly or ecstasy, they commonly feel very happy, extroverted, and particularly interested in physical touch. A group of scientists recently wondered whether this drug might have a similar effect on other species — specifically, octopuses, which are seemingly as different from humans as an animal can be. The results of their experiment, in which seven octopuses took MDMA, were "unbelievable."