We only need to read that Jim has chopsticks lodged down his throat once, so why are there dozens of different, ugly, irritating ways for him to announce it? Here are the websites we've got enough of:
Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman aka "The Oatmeal", a former web designer turned comic artist. You can see more of his work on The Oatmeal. Matthew is a one man operation, so be sure to check out posters and prints from his shop.
Oh, and Matthew wants you to know that if you enjoyed this comic, you might like the one about web designs going to hell as well: