This is the Giovannoni Washlet. And while I don't recognise exactly what each component of its feature set is supposed to do, I do know what awesome sounds like. And "tornado flush" sounds awesome.
The toilet - pardon me, washlet - also has a "triple-jet rimless flushing system" and "hygienic glazing" for its ceramic surface. To me that says this bad boy will flush anything, anywhere, any time. This toilet is a vortex from which nothing shall emerge. And it also deodorises!
According to TOTO, the company producing this über-potty, the Giovannoni Washlet "captures both the essence of Italian style and the sophistication of Japanese bathroom culture". I can't argue with that. Especially since the only culture in my bathroom is growing between the shower tiles. [DesignBoom]