As if it's not enough that he turned his iPad into an overpriced name tag, this guy had to go a step further and let it dangle precariously from his neck. Geez. There are classier ways to announce your name.
See? All it takes is a hair tie on each corner and your precious attention-grabber is a bit safer and the whole setup looks better. But really, while you can mimic this silliness with the My Name Is app, I'd suggest that you use an old-fashioned, low-tech sticker. [Thanks, Nathan Obbards!]