Hey, Topeka, Kansas! Duluth, Minnesota is calling you out for changing your name to Google in an attempt to get Google's Gigabit Fibre Internet. They're announcing that all firstborn children shall be named Google Fibre. Or Googlette Fibre for gals.
Ah, thank goodness for that lengthy disclaimer at the beginning of the video or I'd have thought they were serious. [Thanks, Draven301!]