In Alternate Universe 2010, The Watch Phone Has AT&T On Its Knees

Sure, it seems like everyone has an iPhone today, but in bizarro 2010 literally everyone has a watch phone. They're miniature. They're wireless. They have geometric buttons. And they're eating bizarro AT&T's bandwidth alive. Oh, 1995, you are so naive.

This ad was dug up by Wired Reread, a site that does just what its name suggests. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's sad, sort of like looking at the promises people wrote in your high school yearbook. [Wired Reread via BoingBoing]