You've been skimming credit cards and the cops found out - they've already executed a search warrant and found a flash drive full of evidence against you. If you're Florin Necula, this means that it's time to swallow.
Not only will the poor guy probably wind up in jail with a tummy ache, but he's being charged with obstruction of justice because of his attempt to destroy evidence. [Smoking Gun via The Loop via Jim Dalrymple]
The x-ray at the top obviously isn't this guy's. It's of someone who swallowed a fork instead of a flash drive and was found at Mental Floss