Hey, may I have another caipirinha and another nuclear bomb? Thanks! [Thanks David Keyes!]
A Calm Beach Day In Nuclear Hell
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We already knew that Disney was using all of its megacorp might to bring an absurd amount of archival content to launch its new streaming service with. Now, we finally know just what will be arriving day one, and hoo boy, folks: it’s a lot.
Folks, if you aren’t heading into your weekend with an image of a king penguin forsaking public pool etiquette and absolutely unloading his arse without shame or a rhino pissing all over a bird, you’re not doing it right.