Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of expensive, goofy gadgets, are now peddling the Foldaway Massage Chair, a shapeshifting piece of furniture that can keep your muscles relaxed, your apartment uncluttered, and your buyers remorse so potent you can almost taste it.
Picture a Transformer. But instead of being a really cool car that turns into an ass-kicking robot, it's a little red cooler that doesn't actually keep things cold that turns into a mediocre massage chair. That should help you capture the essence of the Foldaway Massage Chair. I can't attest to how well it massages, but if I had to guess, I'd say not very well.
The folding design makes it easy to stow away, though even if you manage to keep your friends and family from finding out you spent $US800 on a folding massage chair from Hammacher Schlemmer, deep down you will always know that you did. And you will regret it. And regret you can't just fold away. [CrunchGear]