A Flirtbot's Dirty Come-Ons: So Wrong (For All The Wrong Reasons)

PC Tools, a security software maker, shared this allegedly true flirtbot encounter. If you're so gullible and/or lonely that a flirtbot this dumb can con you, your old Windows machine deserves to get gangbanged by phishing scams, viruses and spyware.

Remember, this is supposed to be really real:

[email protected] says:

hey, hows it going?

Mary says:

good thanks

sorry who r u?

[email protected] says:

i'm 21/f your a male right?

Mary says:

um no!

32/f

how did u get my msn??

[email protected] says:

nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

Mary says:

i have no idea, you added me....

[email protected] says:

I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

Mary says:

ummm but you are a girl?

[email protected] says:

Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

Mary says:

sorry but i am not into girls

i dont know how you got my msn

[email protected] says:

I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Mary says:

sorry but i am not into girls

how did u get my msn?

[email protected] says:

Ok go to [EVIL REDACTED URL]accept the invite on the page baby

Mary says:

what is the capital of saudi aurabia?

[email protected] says:

sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

Mary says:

wow this is a botnet, crazy!!

ha ha

[email protected] says:

whats a bot?

Mary says:

u r not a real person

[email protected] says:

its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

Mary says:

what is the capital of saudi arabia.....

[email protected] says:

What colour Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favourite colour here somewhere...

Mary says:

hmmm pink

[email protected] says:

ok, great I got the perfect pink panties for ya ...ur gunna love these!!

Mary says:

no black

[email protected] says:

Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

Mary says:

i am a girl!!

[email protected] says:

Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

I mean really. How can this bot not even know the capital of Saudi Arabia? And doesn't it know all 21-year-old females who like to party are named Chastity? [PC Tools]

Robot Joe rendering by FlySi on Flickr/CC license

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