Matthew Inman, aka "The Oatmeal", is a former web designer turned comic artist. He subsists primarily on a diet of dead crickets and malt liquor. He also keeps a handsaw right next to his phone for emergencies.
Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman. You can see more of his work on The Oatmeal or in 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, the comic book which he self published last year.